PHOTOS

KING OF PERSIA SEEKS LADY of superb vocal skill to share long romantic walks and love. Your social status is irrelevant - I can elevate you. Lover of nature preferred (I have been known to sing songs to trees). You will hopefully have an appreciation for my equally glorious voice, my romantic soul, my ability to sometimes conquer distant lands, my skill at building things, my magnificent wardrobe, and my glorious jewels... If you happen to be my brother’s girlfriend, fear not, he can be banished. If you happen to be my promised wife, then please forgive me for this, long-distance relationships are just so difficult to maintain, and I simply cannot resist a beautiful voice...